why do you keep feeding me great big animals I could never catch? It’s unnatural. Imagine me, a small little cat, all alone, bringing down a huge great cow.
I don’t think so!
So why feed me beef?
Or lamb for that matter.
Please restrict your food purchases to sensible things like fish and birds.
My Mum just told me that a tuna is a great big huge fish that lives in the deep oceans and that there is no way I could catch one of those either.
I don’t care.
I like tuna.
I don’t like beef.
So, it doesn’t matter why, Mum, just please try to get it right!